Florida Man Gets Caught Stealing $7 Billion, Blames Jesus
Question: What would Jesus do?
Answer: Not try to steal $7 billion by setting up fraudulent wire transfers.
^^^ seems pretty obvious if you ask us. But back in December, a Florida man attempted to take $7 billion (yes, billion with a b) from "a large, nationally renowned financial institution" through a series of fraudulent wire transfers. The man, identified as John Michael Haskew of Lakeland, Florida, was unemployed at the time and owed the government a bunch of money. So his plan was to use a bank routing number that wasn’t his to schedule more than 70 transactions worth $7 billion.