NASA Denies That It's Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars
Houston, apparently, we do NOT have a problem.
InfoWars conspiracy theorist host Alex Jones had a guest on Thursday to discuss how kidnapped children have been sent on a two-decade mission to space.
Well, NASA has responded and publicly denied the theory that they have a child slave colony on Mars.
"We actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20-year ride," said Steele. "So, that once they get to Mars they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony."
Jones responds to his guest, "Look, I know that 90 percent of the NASA missions are secret and I've been told by high-level NASA engineers that you have no idea. There is so much stuff going on."
A NASA spokesman responded to this conversation and told the Daily Beast:
"There are no humans on Mars. There are active rovers on Mars. There was a rumor going around last week that there weren't. There are," Guy Webster, a spokesperson for Mars exploration at NASA, told The Daily Beast. "But there are no humans."