Woman Jogger Dubbed ‘The Mad Pooper’ is Wanted by Police for Defecating Everywhere

Woman Jogger Dubbed ‘The Mad Pooper’ is Wanted by Police for Defecating Everywhere

She's got the runs.

A Colorado family is trying to get a jogger they've dubbed "The Mad Pooper" from relieving herself in their neighborhood and outside of their house.

Cathy Budde told KKTV her kids caught the woman jogger "mid-squat, pants down and unashamed."

"They are like, 'There's a lady taking a poop!' So I come outside, and I'm like... 'are you serious?'" Budde said. "'Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?' She's like, 'Yeah, sorry!'"

The family said the toilet-fearing runner defecates near their home about once a week and leaves behind the waste with paper towels.

"I put a sign on the wall that's like 'please, I'm begging you, please stop.' ... She ran by it like 15 times yesterday, and she still pooped," Budde said to KKTV defeated.

 

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